Dead Twoets Society-A Friday Night Buzz Creation

Greetings My Green Smoking Friends, and welcome to Friday night in the lounge, your host the one and only Bud Hasherdashery who is need of some rest and relaxation...read that to mean two fingers of good Scotch (Balvenie DoubleWood) and a toke followed by some great classic rock tunes. As a part of the festivities, thought I would share with you one of my crazy Friday Night creations, a blog, a Twitter Movement as we all join together in a collective moment of Zen...WOW, I should write book titled, "The Zen of The Twitter"...it should be a short book.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Welcome Dead Twoets Soceity, Home of Twitter Poems (Twoetry)

Welcome Friends:

We are a noble society of wordsmith's, mere mortals rearranging simple letters into words, and words into verse. We are the next generation walking in the steps of the greats like Robin Williams as we take the Dead Poets Society too its logical progression...poetry, prose written within the narrow confines of a Tweet. We are twoets hoping to find energy to create and share great twoetry.

To write poetry, one must know the canvas. The canvas here is the simple yet majestic Tweet which is created within the sacred land of the Twitter. A tweet is a group of 140 (or less) pixels shared within the microblogging community that we all know and love as Twitter. We created tweets and all was good so we became tweeters and were obsessed. Great minds tweeted great thoughts and many widgets and gadgets were breathed into life and Twitter thrived.

One day while counting syllables for a haiku searching for the mystical 17 it occurred to me that 140 was itself a number of some significance, at least to someone. If the great creative minds of Japan could have the Haiku and its 17 syllables, it is only fair and just that the netizens inhabiting the land of Twitter have their twoetry, poems and prose written within the narrow constraints of 140 characters, and so it shall be.

Knowing it was time, the Dead Poets Society began sending out Tweets to those followed, and followers alike as word spread to all corners of Twitter. The poet, the physician, the hemp farmer and global warming scientist, the Twitter Elite and the other Gods of our legend saw our tweets and began to write.

Let us rejoice and write our twoetry so that others might see our tweets and be enlightened. You; like all great heroes are called to be twoets, the chosen to bring twoetry to the land of Twitter. By the way, can someone build me a WIDGET on which all can view the Twoetry emanating from this blog?

Hummingbird for TWITTER Has Arrived

First, you can order Twitter Hummingbird by clicking on the links that say Hummingbird! Throw me some love and I will be so appreciative. Here is the skinny...

How many of you have been browsing Twitter Members, drooling over those that have 20,30 even 40 thousand followers? The Shaq (as in NBA great Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal)has over one million people following him on Twitter! OMFG...share the wealth Dude! Seems someone with far more tech ability than I had the very same thought, wanted to climb the ranks of the Twitter Elite. Some script, some testing and then more script and we now have Hummingbird, the software platform for Big and Small business owners (Or Medical Marijuana Society) to build a base of people they can reach out to with the click of the enter button as your message races out to a list of Twitter Followers numbering into the tens of thousands!

This is a COOL TOOL...anyone want to sponsor the cost of the program for Marijuana_news so we can build our activist army of supporters as we push to legalize marijuana? Six sales from the link in this post or on the side bar, and we have Hummingbird, so show us some love folks!